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Star-Ship X-naut: Formerly the Adventures of Lord Crump

It sucks to be Lord Crump.
His love life is lacking to say the least, his best friend is a porn nut, and his boss hates him. Now he has to write a highly influential comic to "enslave the ignorant masses" before he gets fired or killed. Or something. It sucks to be Lord Crump.

Aided by his friend TEC the Supercomputer, Crump seeks out Mario to help him on his quest.

Back on Star Ship Xnaut trouble is brewing as replacent captain Nastasia plots a hostile take-over who her own evil means.

Will Crump write a best selling mass enslaving comic? Will Luigi become a villian? Will Nastasia take over SSXN? Will two gay X-nauts find love? (Yes Yaoi fans, I did it just for you...)
But most importantly:

Will YOU become a fan of this comic and give me your money!?!
(well probably not...)

Star Ship Xnaut: The Adventures of Lord Crump
(Chapt 1: Comics 1-199)
Star Ship Xnaut: The Grodus Chronicles
(Chapt 2: Comics 200-_____)
Star Ship Xnauts:
(Chapt 3: -coming soon-

Comic Archive
#TitleDate ReleasedComments
1Another Comic? But they all suck!16 Jul 2007 12:57 pm1 Comments
2TEC! Help!16 Jul 2007 12:58 pm1 Comments
3Old recorded Princess Peach16 Jul 2007 12:59 pm1 Comments
4Busted16 Jul 2007 01:00 pm1 Comments
5Erm, lets try this again16 Jul 2007 01:00 pm0 Comments
6Best of Intentions...16 Jul 2007 01:01 pm0 Comments
7The Old Pizza vid16 Jul 2007 01:01 pm1 Comments
8Double Busted16 Jul 2007 01:02 pm0 Comments
9Lets Check Moogle!16 Jul 2007 01:02 pm0 Comments
10Major Copyright infringements...16 Jul 2007 01:03 pm0 Comments
11Big Red Button16 Jul 2007 01:03 pm1 Comments
12It Sounded Like a Good Plan, right TEC?16 Jul 2007 01:04 pm0 Comments
13I'm Stuck16 Jul 2007 01:05 pm0 Comments
14Big Purple Man?16 Jul 2007 01:05 pm0 Comments
15UploadFlunkie.exe16 Jul 2007 01:06 pm0 Comments
16Stupid Turtles.16 Jul 2007 01:06 pm0 Comments
17Crump sounds smart!16 Jul 2007 01:07 pm1 Comments
18Applicants16 Jul 2007 01:08 pm1 Comments
19Get RAWWWKED16 Jul 2007 01:08 pm0 Comments
20Please, just let me hang up16 Jul 2007 01:09 pm0 Comments
21More applicants16 Jul 2007 01:09 pm0 Comments
22Heading through the forest.16 Jul 2007 03:09 pm0 Comments
23*sigh* One more...16 Jul 2007 03:09 pm0 Comments
24Doing the Nasty16 Jul 2007 03:10 pm2 Comments
25Love16 Jul 2007 03:11 pm0 Comments
26Oh, this just keeps getting worse16 Jul 2007 04:07 pm0 Comments
27A Fate Worse than Death 116 Jul 2007 04:08 pm0 Comments
28A Fate Worse than Death 217 Jul 2007 10:13 am0 Comments
29Leave the Creepy Koopa17 Jul 2007 12:14 pm0 Comments
30Conflict in the Workplace17 Jul 2007 12:15 pm0 Comments
31I smell Fishy...?17 Jul 2007 12:15 pm2 Comments
3230some Pages in, I guess Mario ought to be here now..17 Jul 2007 03:02 pm0 Comments
33Goodbye Mario, There's No Peril in the Mushroom Kingdom anymore...18 Jul 2007 12:33 pm0 Comments
34Koops gets Nekkid!18 Jul 2007 12:34 pm0 Comments
35Flashbacks to a More Paper-y time.18 Jul 2007 12:35 pm0 Comments
36I'm NOT MR. L!18 Jul 2007 12:35 pm1 Comments
37That jerk...18 Jul 2007 12:41 pm0 Comments
38Koops, what have we told you about inviting villians over for tea?18 Jul 2007 12:41 pm0 Comments
39Here's the plan 118 Jul 2007 12:42 pm0 Comments
40Here's the Plan218 Jul 2007 12:42 pm2 Comments
41You Just Can't Be Evil!22 Jul 2007 10:04 pm0 Comments
42Spare Parts22 Jul 2007 10:04 pm0 Comments
43The Making of Evil Plans23 Jul 2007 12:02 pm0 Comments
44Do you like it?23 Jul 2007 12:03 pm0 Comments
45Huh?23 Jul 2007 12:04 pm0 Comments
46A Bloody Pink Nightmare23 Jul 2007 12:04 pm1 Comments
47Photo Op?23 Jul 2007 12:05 pm0 Comments
48This could turn ugly..24 Jul 2007 09:32 pm1 Comments
49"......."30 Jul 2007 08:47 pm0 Comments
5050 Comics! Woooot!30 Jul 2007 08:54 pm0 Comments
51A sub-plot.30 Jul 2007 08:57 pm3 Comments
52Mike. Gary.30 Jul 2007 08:59 pm3 Comments
53Scared30 Jul 2007 09:02 pm0 Comments
54Deep Dark Deathpits30 Jul 2007 09:02 pm0 Comments
55And now for a break30 Jul 2007 09:03 pm0 Comments
56*whisper* That's the ladies room...30 Jul 2007 09:04 pm0 Comments
57I need no title here30 Jul 2007 09:06 pm0 Comments
58OMG!30 Jul 2007 09:07 pm1 Comments
59Spider?30 Jul 2007 09:08 pm0 Comments
60Me? Me?30 Jul 2007 09:08 pm1 Comments
61Mimi and Chunky03 Aug 2007 12:28 pm0 Comments
62A meeting of Flunkies03 Aug 2007 12:29 pm0 Comments
63Just an annoying filler to move the story along. Sorry. Really.03 Aug 2007 12:30 pm1 Comments
64One less Creepy Turtle.03 Aug 2007 12:30 pm1 Comments
65Gifts for my love03 Aug 2007 12:31 pm2 Comments
66Roomies!11 Aug 2007 02:43 pm1 Comments
67Can we change rooms?11 Aug 2007 02:43 pm1 Comments
68BBWand PrissyPants. Um, TEC?11 Aug 2007 02:44 pm2 Comments
69The Plot Thickens, Yeah, Like Nobody Saw This Coming...12 Aug 2007 10:29 am1 Comments
70And so we arrive in Rogueport16 Aug 2007 06:24 pm1 Comments
71Small Black Card16 Aug 2007 06:25 pm1 Comments
72A.D.D Much Guys?16 Aug 2007 06:26 pm0 Comments
73Throwing a turtle into things16 Aug 2007 06:27 pm0 Comments
74BUSTED! Part one17 Aug 2007 01:45 pm0 Comments
75BUSTED! Part 217 Aug 2007 01:45 pm2 Comments
76Dead Things17 Aug 2007 01:46 pm0 Comments
77In the Mario World, Death gets cheapened.22 Aug 2007 02:31 pm0 Comments
78Bad Bad Computer!22 Aug 2007 02:31 pm0 Comments
79GREEEEEEN!22 Aug 2007 02:32 pm0 Comments
80A life lesson22 Aug 2007 02:32 pm0 Comments
81Crump's Call To Battle22 Aug 2007 02:33 pm0 Comments
82Um, a little Technical Error22 Aug 2007 02:34 pm0 Comments
83Fun times with Photoshop!22 Aug 2007 02:34 pm0 Comments
84A swirly vortex of 2D22 Aug 2007 02:34 pm1 Comments
85Swirly 2D vortex 222 Aug 2007 02:35 pm0 Comments
86Deals with the Devil22 Aug 2007 02:35 pm0 Comments
87A little more monologuing please... 22 Aug 2007 02:36 pm0 Comments
88A Favor of You?22 Aug 2007 02:36 pm0 Comments
89Afterlife Q&A Time22 Aug 2007 02:37 pm0 Comments
90To Much Like My Real Life Boss12 Sep 2007 02:57 pm0 Comments
91Well that didn't work12 Sep 2007 02:58 pm0 Comments
92Not Again12 Sep 2007 02:58 pm0 Comments
93And new in 'Other things I hate'12 Sep 2007 03:00 pm0 Comments
94But, you're not kidnapped yet?12 Sep 2007 03:00 pm0 Comments
95Royalty does what Royalty wants12 Sep 2007 03:01 pm2 Comments
96C'mon Gramps, its hero time12 Sep 2007 03:01 pm0 Comments
97Grrrrr!12 Sep 2007 03:02 pm0 Comments
98Bowser12 Sep 2007 08:09 pm0 Comments
99A Filler Strip17 Sep 2007 09:19 pm0 Comments
100100 Comics! Major Tom by Peter Shilling18 Sep 2007 09:39 pm2 Comments
101Peach needs to get a wax26 Sep 2007 10:33 pm0 Comments
102Tell Her How You Really Feel27 Sep 2007 04:17 pm1 Comments
103Sometimes A Bad Thing is RIGHT in Front of You, and you just dont know it yet.27 Sep 2007 04:18 pm0 Comments
104Excess Baggage27 Sep 2007 04:19 pm0 Comments
105Bugs are Sexi27 Sep 2007 04:19 pm2 Comments
106Holy Hell--- A REAL PLAN NOW!27 Sep 2007 04:20 pm0 Comments
107Dangers in Rogueport27 Sep 2007 04:21 pm0 Comments
108Where's the Princess??27 Sep 2007 04:22 pm0 Comments
109Jail27 Sep 2007 04:22 pm0 Comments
110It's not just the two of us27 Sep 2007 04:23 pm0 Comments
111Bring TEC back to life...27 Sep 2007 04:24 pm0 Comments
112An Escape Idea27 Sep 2007 04:25 pm1 Comments
113Overactive Imagination27 Sep 2007 04:25 pm0 Comments
114Cell-mates27 Sep 2007 04:27 pm0 Comments
115Another Escape Plan27 Sep 2007 04:27 pm0 Comments
116Bribes27 Sep 2007 04:28 pm0 Comments
117TEC has been "Away for 9hrs 13 mins"27 Sep 2007 04:28 pm0 Comments
118Guests27 Sep 2007 04:29 pm3 Comments
119Lets Get You OUT!27 Sep 2007 04:30 pm0 Comments
120Here's an Escape Idea...27 Sep 2007 04:30 pm0 Comments
121Mike Relaxes01 Oct 2007 05:43 pm0 Comments
122Censorship01 Oct 2007 05:44 pm0 Comments
123Along Came A Spider01 Oct 2007 05:44 pm0 Comments
124I Hate Spiders01 Oct 2007 05:45 pm0 Comments
125Panic Time01 Oct 2007 05:46 pm0 Comments
126Ha Ha 01 Oct 2007 05:47 pm0 Comments
127Systems Error01 Oct 2007 05:47 pm0 Comments
128Why won't it do what I want?01 Oct 2007 05:48 pm0 Comments
129PICK UP THE PHONE01 Oct 2007 05:48 pm0 Comments
130Middle Management01 Oct 2007 05:49 pm0 Comments
131Forget something?01 Oct 2007 05:49 pm0 Comments
132Before I kill you, Mr. Bond01 Oct 2007 05:50 pm0 Comments
133Still Hate Spiders01 Oct 2007 05:51 pm0 Comments
134Bring on the reinforcements!01 Oct 2007 05:51 pm0 Comments
135Things are starting to get uglier.01 Oct 2007 05:52 pm0 Comments
136Distracted01 Oct 2007 05:53 pm0 Comments
137Chunky's "Plan"01 Oct 2007 05:53 pm0 Comments
138Back In Town03 Oct 2007 08:38 pm0 Comments
139You...you are dumb03 Oct 2007 08:39 pm0 Comments
140Fash-ON!03 Oct 2007 08:39 pm0 Comments
141...oh hell....03 Oct 2007 08:40 pm0 Comments
142Reunited11 Oct 2007 11:28 am0 Comments
143Just Make Some shit up!11 Oct 2007 01:20 pm1 Comments
144There'll be a few changes15 Oct 2007 08:57 pm0 Comments
145Somewhere else entirely.16 Oct 2007 08:59 am0 Comments
146More Grodus25 Oct 2007 04:02 pm0 Comments
147Completely not suspicous25 Oct 2007 04:03 pm0 Comments
148PAL900025 Oct 2007 04:03 pm0 Comments
149Damn, fourth wall again29 Oct 2007 12:31 pm0 Comments
150I've been getting better29 Oct 2007 01:12 pm0 Comments
151Foot in Mouth 30 Oct 2007 06:18 pm0 Comments
152In My Brothers Shadow30 Oct 2007 06:18 pm0 Comments
153How can I compete?30 Oct 2007 06:19 pm0 Comments
154Storming the Castle Walls30 Oct 2007 06:20 pm0 Comments
155*ahem*30 Oct 2007 06:20 pm0 Comments
156Don't Just Leave Me!30 Oct 2007 06:21 pm0 Comments
157An Epic Battle30 Oct 2007 06:21 pm0 Comments
158Noooooo!30 Oct 2007 06:22 pm0 Comments
159My End of Days30 Oct 2007 06:23 pm0 Comments
160Wha-!?!?30 Oct 2007 06:24 pm0 Comments
161Stalling30 Oct 2007 06:25 pm0 Comments
162Didn't see that coming30 Oct 2007 06:25 pm1 Comments
163Not a very good punchline01 Nov 2007 06:57 pm0 Comments
164You Hurt Mario, DIE01 Nov 2007 11:00 pm0 Comments
165Where are we?04 Nov 2007 06:39 pm0 Comments
166To much info, gramps04 Nov 2007 06:41 pm0 Comments
167Break but not04 Nov 2007 07:45 pm0 Comments
168Fan Comic for "The Francis Chronicles"04 Nov 2007 07:46 pm1 Comments
169Monday's Filler05 Nov 2007 05:50 pm1 Comments
170Missing page 17106 Nov 2007 12:00 am0 Comments
171Tuesdays Filler06 Nov 2007 05:40 pm0 Comments
172Weds Filler Part 106 Nov 2007 09:10 pm1 Comments
173Weds Filler B07 Nov 2007 06:00 pm0 Comments
174Thursday's Filler08 Nov 2007 01:34 pm1 Comments
175Had to Update Friday's Comic Early09 Nov 2007 12:00 am0 Comments
176Belated Sat Websomci11 Nov 2007 12:17 am1 Comments
177Mike's Got a Plan (Yeah this should be great.)12 Nov 2007 02:09 pm0 Comments
178Screw You, I'm Going Back12 Nov 2007 02:10 pm0 Comments
179Oh look, some doom.12 Nov 2007 02:11 pm0 Comments
180He's Back.12 Nov 2007 02:11 pm0 Comments
181You mail have failed to mention...12 Nov 2007 08:17 pm0 Comments
182You Fail at Life12 Nov 2007 08:18 pm0 Comments
183So the next time you die...12 Nov 2007 08:18 pm0 Comments
184That's Not a Godly Entrance12 Nov 2007 08:19 pm0 Comments
185The Real Reason We're Doing This12 Nov 2007 08:20 pm0 Comments
186And I'll Be Taking This With Me12 Nov 2007 08:20 pm0 Comments
187Go Crumpy- It's Yo Birthday12 Nov 2007 08:21 pm0 Comments
188When Who Should Arrive12 Nov 2007 08:22 pm0 Comments
189So, what's going on?12 Nov 2007 08:23 pm0 Comments
190Why is she here?12 Nov 2007 08:24 pm0 Comments
191Plotting Part 112 Nov 2007 08:25 pm0 Comments
192Plotting Part 212 Nov 2007 08:25 pm0 Comments
193This will be fun!12 Nov 2007 08:26 pm0 Comments
194It's gonna be a really long trip12 Nov 2007 08:26 pm0 Comments
195Filler Comic: Plotline coming later this week!19 Nov 2007 07:13 pm0 Comments
196Not So Hostile Take Overs22 Nov 2007 08:56 pm0 Comments
197Meeting Time22 Nov 2007 08:57 pm0 Comments
198I don't love you22 Nov 2007 08:57 pm0 Comments
199Part 2: The Grodus Chronicles22 Nov 2007 08:58 pm1 Comments
200PAY ATTENTION!26 Nov 2007 11:16 pm0 Comments
201Shackles, please, hon26 Nov 2007 11:16 pm1 Comments
202The devotion..the loyalty26 Nov 2007 11:17 pm1 Comments
203Woah..03 Dec 2007 09:41 pm0 Comments
204Back09 Jan 2008 01:45 pm0 Comments
205Take a Hint09 Jan 2008 06:16 pm1 Comments
206Can't take her talking anymore12 Jan 2008 03:34 pm2 Comments
207An update: 09 Feb 2008 11:15 am1 Comments
208*sigh* Here we go again..10 Feb 2008 10:50 am1 Comments
209He's never gonna get any.14 Feb 2008 07:08 pm1 Comments
210Don't you see Grodus as that type too?26 Feb 2008 04:56 pm1 Comments
21121127 Mar 2008 11:12 am1 Comments
21221228 Mar 2008 11:12 am3 Comments
213So "About this Plan"?29 Mar 2008 05:38 pm1 Comments
214Which reminds me..29 Mar 2008 05:40 pm2 Comments
215Are you insane?29 Mar 2008 05:53 pm2 Comments
216Jumping back to a past story arc02 Apr 2008 12:06 pm0 Comments
217:P03 May 2008 04:34 pm0 Comments
218CANCELLED!29 Jun 2008 08:11 pm1 Comments

 

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